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Posted on 2nd Sep at 1:52 PM, with 79,550 notes

shouldnt:

what people think tumblr is: cat gifs + porn

what tumblr actually is: cat gifs + porn

Tagged: #tru lol,
Posted on 24th Aug at 2:31 PM, with 301,451 notes
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Posted on 24th Aug at 3:52 AM, with 20,704 notes
trickyfitness:

I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT
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trickyfitness:

I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT

Posted on 24th Aug at 1:07 AM, with 46 notes

iwantyoualive:

why doesn’t the tumblr app for android have a “reblog without the stupid, useless text” option?

because then we wouldn’t be able to reblog your posts

Posted on 23rd Aug at 2:35 AM, with 271,100 notes
yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art
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yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

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